This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
Can someone add the picture of Gerard sniffing his underwear to this pls
because I wanted to see it thank you
be cool Hannibal, be cool.
Sometimes it’s gray and it swims
Holy mother of YES, THAT.
sexuality is a dolphin
Dolphins are some of the only animals other than humans to have homosexual relations
Sexuality is a dolphin
Okay, no. Homosexuality has been observed in a lot of species… In over 1,500 species actually.
I hate when people say “x is the only animal other than humans that” NO actually thousands of animals masturbate, have sex for pleasure, have oral sex, have anal sex, have homosexual sex- and not just makes females too, use tools (like sticks, and rocks) as sex toys, steal from one and other, murder for personal gain, mourn the loss of others, etc etc etc
Humans are not special. No one species is most like us. Animals all share traits. All of them.
WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING
Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.
I don’t think anyone understands how incredibly fucking relevant this is.
If you feel this way around me, I will always forgive you.FROEVER!please!
- Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
- Clint Barton: Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
- Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORISTS IN OUR PROGRAM.
- *In the background*
- Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
- Agent 2: Hey! You too! :D
Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 [HQ]
The Hiddles fandom has surfaced again…
Favourite books of John Green - Last quotes
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.